Our top 10 jokes you need to be a little bit nerdy to get!

Our top 10 jokes you need to be a little bit nerdy to get!

Every once in a while, we all need a bit of light relief. So here's our top ten jokes you need to be a little bit nerdy to get. Enjoy!

1. What did the cell say to his sister when she stood on his foot?

Mitosis!

2. What do you get if you pour root beer into a square cup?

Beer

3. Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Classical conditioning.

4. What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

5. C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, “sorry, no minors”.

6. Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

7. What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

8. Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?

The North and South Poles.

9. Why do Marxists only drink horrible tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

10. Last night I dreamt I was weightless. I was like, 0mg!